Monthly Archives: April 2012

Defying Gravity: 6 years, 7 planets, 8 astronauts. Grand tour of the Solar System

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Angry On-The-Nose Control Freak in Uniform

PSEUDO-HERO
Lemme go out I can lead them in.

OBLIGATORY CONTROL FREAK
Negative. You will not leave the lander. I’m overriding
your launch controls. Did you close that valve?

PSEUDO-HERO
Just give ‘em two minutes, Mike.

OBLIGATORY CONTROL FREAK
You don’t have two minutes. You will die, the mission
will fail. I want that lander off the planet now.

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This one hears her aborted child…

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LAME

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“How do you do this all the time? This one is particularly disgusting.”

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OBLIGATORY CONTROL FREAK
This guy tested the most stable of the whole program.
Does anyone know if Hindus commit suicide?

PSEUDO-HERO
No, they don’t – at least I don’t think they do.

OBLIGATORY CONTROL FREAK
What’s he doing?

PSEUDO-HERO
Putting himself in orbit.

Well wherever he’s going I hope he makes it.

I’ll go out. I can go out and get him.

PSEUDO-HERO
Yeah, Mike, let her go.

OBLIGATORY CONTROL FREAK
Negative. I’ll eat the loss of an EVA suit. I
can’t afford to lose another crew member.
You and Shaw ship out in two hours. Get
your ass in gear.

PSEUDO-HERO
That’s it?

OBLIGATORY CONTROL FREAK
That’s what.

PSEUDO-HERO
You’re just going to let him die?

INTERIOR SHOTS

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EXTERIOR SHIP SHOTS

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