{"id":286,"date":"2013-01-15T01:49:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-15T01:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/2013\/01\/15\/saturday-night-live-mens-full-body-assa-deodorizer-spray-wants-to-float-you-up-there\/"},"modified":"2016-11-03T02:55:48","modified_gmt":"2016-11-03T02:55:48","slug":"saturday-night-live-mens-full-body-assa-deodorizer-spray-wants-to-float-you-up-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/2013\/01\/15\/saturday-night-live-mens-full-body-assa-deodorizer-spray-wants-to-float-you-up-there\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Night Live: Men&#8217;s Full Body ASSA Deodorizer Spray Wants to Float You Up There"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\">A perfect example of why the first (famous) persons going to Mars should <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/marstostay\" target=\"_blank\">stay<\/a> there&#8230;lol.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-cgBbOyBw2dk\/UPSp_iKQbDI\/AAAAAAAAQho\/J1YNxlLOg8g\/s1600\/Screen+Shot+2013-01-14+at+1.05.02+PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-cgBbOyBw2dk\/UPSp_iKQbDI\/AAAAAAAAQho\/J1YNxlLOg8g\/s640\/Screen+Shot+2013-01-14+at+1.05.02+PM.png\" width=\"640\" height=\"352\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;And now you too can become part of this privileged group, and experience everything that I have&#8230;&#8221;<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-N0AJfB5r5Xk\/UPSp2LwBe6I\/AAAAAAAAQhg\/LG1sXiuWc98\/s1600\/article-0-16E2EF50000005DC-862_634x416.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-N0AJfB5r5Xk\/UPSp2LwBe6I\/AAAAAAAAQhg\/LG1sXiuWc98\/s640\/article-0-16E2EF50000005DC-862_634x416.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"418\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 90px;\">&#8220;Yes a trip to space &#8211; actual space&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 90px;\">The great thing about the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Overview_effect\" target=\"_blank\">overview effect<\/a>\u00a0is it makes\u00a0verifiable claims regarding real-world\u00a0results humans experience after seeing<br \/>\nour tiny little planet from a distance. Eventually once enough specimens have had their personal face-time with Earth, we will obtain a<br \/>\nlarge enough data set for empirical verification: either there is an effect or there isn&#8217;t. Given the lowbrow\u00a0sheer\u00a0self-absorbed nuttiness<br \/>\nof those who have already been in space, don&#8217;t count on it. People must have said the same about early air flight: &#8220;There are no fences up<br \/>\nthere &#8211; it reminds you of how small our concerns are when folks look like ants.&#8221; Shortly thereafter we began dropping grenades from<br \/>\nbiplanes and having sex in Virgin Atlantic lavatories. Astronauts are like car drivers. Human beings. Enlightenment takes ideas<br \/>\nobtained through hard thinking, not zero g. Not car driving. That enlightened genius up there on a podium for some incomprehensible<br \/>\nreason saluting a microphone receives a substantial pension &#8211; split among three wives &#8211; from taxpayers. Thanks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 90px;\">Whatever it takes to enable humanity to use the near-infinite energy and resources from space to raise living standards on Earth, while<br \/>\nexpanding free independent human societies throughout the<br \/>\nuniverse&#8230;even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theaxeeffect.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Axe<\/a>. Let&#8217;s go already.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 90px;\">This just couldn&#8217;t be better&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 90px;\">See also:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/marsartists.blogspot.com\/2010\/02\/what-hell-happened-to-our-space-program.html\">http:\/\/marsartists.blogspot.com\/2010\/02\/what-hell-happened-to-our-space-program.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A perfect example of why the first (famous) persons going to Mars should stay there&#8230;lol. &#8220;And now you too can become part of this privileged group, and experience everything that I have&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Yes a trip to space &#8211; actual space&#8221; The great thing about the overview effect\u00a0is it makes\u00a0verifiable claims regarding real-world\u00a0results humans experience after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71,62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertising-subsidized-space-exploration","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5858,"href":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions\/5858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factualfiction.com\/marsartists\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}