Category Archives: Humor

Lissa Treiman "The Magical Space Adventures of Shaw and David"

From her blog Treimanized!…”The ending [of Prometheus] was one of the (although probably not the most) ridiculous things about the film. “Wants-to-be-Ripley-and-i-can’t-remember-her-first-name” Shaw takes off to travel the universe with the robot head that murdered her meat-head boyfriend. I say we give them their own show. So here is my proposed follow-up to ‘Prometheus’: ‘The Magical Space Adventures of Shaw and David'” I could draw these two forever. Seriously. Such an awful movie, so much fun to draw floating heads in space 🙂 “

Saturday Night Live: Men’s Full Body ASSA Deodorizer Spray Wants to Float You Up There

A perfect example of why the first (famous) persons going to Mars should stay there…lol.
“And now you too can become part of this privileged group, and experience everything that I have…”

“Yes a trip to space – actual space”

The great thing about the overview effect is it makes verifiable claims regarding real-world results humans experience after seeing
our tiny little planet from a distance. Eventually once enough specimens have had their personal face-time with Earth, we will obtain a
large enough data set for empirical verification: either there is an effect or there isn’t. Given the lowbrow sheer self-absorbed nuttiness
of those who have already been in space, don’t count on it. People must have said the same about early air flight: “There are no fences up
there – it reminds you of how small our concerns are when folks look like ants.” Shortly thereafter we began dropping grenades from
biplanes and having sex in Virgin Atlantic lavatories. Astronauts are like car drivers. Human beings. Enlightenment takes ideas
obtained through hard thinking, not zero g. Not car driving. That enlightened genius up there on a podium for some incomprehensible
reason saluting a microphone receives a substantial pension – split among three wives – from taxpayers. Thanks.

Whatever it takes to enable humanity to use the near-infinite energy and resources from space to raise living standards on Earth, while
expanding free independent human societies throughout the
universe…even Axe. Let’s go already.

This just couldn’t be better…

See also:
http://marsartists.blogspot.com/2010/02/what-hell-happened-to-our-space-program.html

"Thank you man of tomorrow…" Jon Steward on Planetary Resources

“Space pioneers going to mine mother fucking asteroids!! For precious materials – boom! boom! Yes!! Stu is all in! -You know how rarely the news in 2012 looks and sounds how you thought news would look and sound in 2012. The only thing missing in my futuristic fantasy is newsman Scott Kelly’s non-futuristic sense of style…the best part, ain’t no government boondoggle.”