Category Archives: Advertising Subsidized Space Exploration

Saturday Night Live: Men’s Full Body ASSA Deodorizer Spray Wants to Float You Up There

A perfect example of why the first (famous) persons going to Mars should stay there…lol.
“And now you too can become part of this privileged group, and experience everything that I have…”

“Yes a trip to space – actual space”

The great thing about the overview effect is it makes verifiable claims regarding real-world results humans experience after seeing
our tiny little planet from a distance. Eventually once enough specimens have had their personal face-time with Earth, we will obtain a
large enough data set for empirical verification: either there is an effect or there isn’t. Given the lowbrow sheer self-absorbed nuttiness
of those who have already been in space, don’t count on it. People must have said the same about early air flight: “There are no fences up
there – it reminds you of how small our concerns are when folks look like ants.” Shortly thereafter we began dropping grenades from
biplanes and having sex in Virgin Atlantic lavatories. Astronauts are like car drivers. Human beings. Enlightenment takes ideas
obtained through hard thinking, not zero g. Not car driving. That enlightened genius up there on a podium for some incomprehensible
reason saluting a microphone receives a substantial pension – split among three wives – from taxpayers. Thanks.

Whatever it takes to enable humanity to use the near-infinite energy and resources from space to raise living standards on Earth, while
expanding free independent human societies throughout the
universe…even Axe. Let’s go already.

This just couldn’t be better…

See also:
http://marsartists.blogspot.com/2010/02/what-hell-happened-to-our-space-program.html

Get Real

The center image of Sagan is a misguided photoshop alteration of the original Voyager plaque
floating around the internet. If we do not accept advertising funded space exploration two
things will happen: America will owe China more money and the Bank of China will advertise on
Chinese spacecraft. I welcome the later but the former in the absence of advertising subsidies is
inexcusable.

Bravo! Google’s "Smart Dad" Positive, Scientifically Literate, Uplifting. Not dystopian.

Son: How far away is Mars?
Dad: Well, it’s ah – about a hundred and forty one million miles
from the sun, so, pretty far.
Son: Why’s it red?
Dad: Because its surface is made of iron oxide.
Son: Why do the call it Mars?
Dad: Well…it was named after the Roman god of war.
Son: You’re so smart dad.
Dad: Did I ever tell you about Jupiter…

"Red Dragon Departing Bigelow Earth-Mars Cycler"

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Learning experience from this: probably not to use a misleading logo like “Target” : ) and to alter
logos to fit a color scheme rather than select only those with original colors fitting the scheme….
High Res: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Advertising_Subsidized_Red_Dragon_(artist%27s_mockup).jpg