THE WEST WING
5×13 – “THE WARFARE OF GENGHIS KHAN”
WRITTEN BY PETER NOAH
DIRECTED BY BILL D’ELIA

JOSH
[sighing] This order, as soon as I get back. Why am I even meeting with some
geeks from NASA?

He takes off his coat and hands it to her.

DONNA
I’m sure they’re not geeks. I’m sure they’re not all geeks, and it’s to
discuss administration space priorities. Do we even have space priorities?

JOSH
Exactly.

Josh walks into the MURAL ROOM. Several people from NASA are there. They
are all wearing nametags. A man named KARL seems to be the spokesperson for
the group.

JOSH
Morning.

KARL
Good morning.

JOSH
You have nametags?

KARL
Haven’t been to the White House much these five years. Thought it’d help.

JOSH
Right, “Karl”.

KARL
I recommend the scones. They’re…

JOSH
Out of this world?

///

KARL [prelap]
A probe must launch by then…

CUT TO: INT. – MURAL ROOM – DAY

Josh and the men from NASA are still talking.

KARL [cont.]
… to use Jupiter’s gravitational field as a slingshot. The data gathered
about Kuiper Belt objects would be invaluable.

JOSH
Listen, I… appreciate your coming in, but you may be meeting with the
wrong guy. My knowledge about space is like the old joke about the official
announcing a new program. He says, ‘We’re going to go where no one has
ever been. We’re going to land on… the sun!’ Reporter says, ‘But, sir,
the sun’s a burning mass of fire.’ The official replies, ‘Ah! Thought of
that. That’s why we’re going to go at night.’ What I know is politics. Public
perception. And the image of NASA is not good. Telescopes launched that can’t
focus. Planetary probes that crashed because engineers mixed up meters and
feet. The only time NASA makes the front page anymore, is when something goes
wrong. You need to get off the front page. This administration has only one
space priority: that you guys stop screwing up. Thanks for your time.

He gets up and leaves.

///

CUT TO: INT. – JOSH’S OFFICE – DAY

Josh is seated at his desk as ALEX MOREAU comes in and introduces herself. As
she is speaking, he stands up behind his desk.

ALEX MOREAU
Mr. Lyman? Alex Moreau, Assistant Administrator, NASA. I was at the
breakfast. I mention it because you were hardly there long enough to take
any of us in. You’re wrong about us only getting on the front page when we
screw up; Hubble images appear on page one all the time.

JOSH
You’re sending up a new telescope.

MOREAU
The Webb, yes. Out past the moon.

JOSH
Every news story noted it’ll be too far out for the Shuttle to fix if it’s
all screwed up, like the Hubble was. I prepare even for meetings I don’t’
want to go to. I wasn’t improvising. You guys are lost in space.

Josh sits back down and Alex comes in and sits across from him.

MOREAU
Well, I agree with you, NASA’s lost purpose. But the problem isn’t getting off
the front page, its getting back on. The New York Times has never published
a larger headline than when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.

JOSH
Only, you don’t do that anymore. Now, it’s launches to service the pointless
International Space Station – which should be re-christened the SS Good Money
After Bad. It’s all low-earth orbits. It like if, 30 years after Columbus,
Spain expected people to get hot and bothered about a trip to Mallorca.

MOREAU
That’s why we need to do this.

She reaches down and grabs something out of her bag. She lays a button on
Josh’s desk. It is red and has ‘MOB’ printed on it.

JOSH
What’s this?

He picks up the button and looks at it.

MOREAU
‘Mars or Bust’. We want the government to commit to a manned mission to Mars.

JOSH
There aren’t 20 votes for it in Congress. You couldn’t get funding for
the buttons.

He drops the button back on his desk.

MOREAU
The Republican Congress isn’t the problem. It’s liberals that killed the
space program.

JOSH
Yeah, ’cause we like to use government money to, I don’t know, help people.

MOREAU
Space travel’s inspirational. You don’t think that helps people?

JOSH
Not like feeding them or getting them jobs.

MOREAU
Well, you have to feed the soul, too. Ever look through a telescope?

JOSH
In school. Uh, a guy on my floor liked to aim one at the women’s dorm.

MOREAU
What’re you doing tonight?

JOSH
Uh…

MOREAU
Until you get a good look at what’s up there, you only think you’re
prepared. Pick you up at 8:00.

She gets up and leaves the office. Josh gets up and walks out of his office
and over to Donna’s cubicle.

JOSH
Donna, cancel my dinner with Bregstone tonight.

DONNA
Stargazing?

JOSH
You were listening?

DONNA
I’m right outside. [pause] Would you be going if she weren’t attractive?

JOSH
We’ll never know.

//

JOSH
So, I had this meeting with NASA this morning.

LEO
What a waste, since the moon. My generation never got the future it was
promised.

JOSH
What do you mean?

LEO
35 years later, cars, air travel’s the same. We don’t even have the Concorde
anymore. Technology stopped.

JOSH
The personal computer.

LEO
A more efficient delivery system for gossip and pornography. Where’s my jet
pack, my colonies on the Moon? Just a waste.

Leo walks off.

///

CUT TO: EXT. – DC COUNTRYSIDE – NIGHT

The SUV that Alex and Josh are riding in parks on a country hillside.

MOREAU
This is good.

Alex gets out, followed by Josh. They go to the back of the SUV and grab
the equipment.

MOREAU
Here, could you…?

JOSH
You want me to carry that?

MOREAU
Yes, please.

JOSH
Okay. When you said… I thought we were going to some big observatory.

MOREAU
You’re not ready for that. You need to have the same experience nine-year-olds
are having all across the country tonight.

JOSH
Are they ruining their shoes, too?

CUT TO: INT. – HALLWAY – OUTSIDE COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE – NIGHT

Leo, Nancy, and Russell are walking. They walk past the Communications office.

CUT TO: INT. – TOBY’S OFFICE – CONTINUOUS

Toby is sitting at his desk. He watches the three walk by.

CUT TO: EXT. – DC COUNTRYSIDE – NIGHT

Josh and Alex have set the telescope up and they are getting ready to look
at the stars.

MOREAU
Amazing once you get away from the city lights.

JOSH
There’s one named after me up there. The Josh and Linda star.

MOREAU
The International Star Registry. Romantic.

JOSH
Yeah. Name something that’s going to be there for billions of years after
two people who won’t be speaking in six months.

MOREAU
Alex and Guillermo.

JOSH
Guillermo?

MOREAU
Yeah. Chilean. Long story.

JOSH
Sexy. Player. Dumped you.

MOREAU
Okay, not such a long story. Go ahead.

Alex has adjusted the telescope using the remote she is holding in her
hand. Josh bends over to look through the telescope. We see Jupiter through
the telescope.

MOREAU
Jupiter. The dots on either side are the four Galilean moons. You’re seeing
what Galileo saw 400 years ago.

JOSH
I remember studying Jupiter. It has 13 moons.

MOREAU
Yeah, it has 61.

JOSH
61?!

MOREAU
Go ahead.

She adjusts it again. Josh again looks through it. We see a nebula through it.

JOSH
Wow. What is that?

MOREAU
The Orion Nebula. Gas and dust. Stars are born in that. Well, born and die,
actually. Everything, every atom in our bodies comes from exploding stars. I
guess Joni Mitchell was right. We are stardust.

JOSH
Or, put another way, nuclear waste.

She adjusts it again and indicates for Josh to look. This time, we see Mars
through the telescope.

JOSH
Is that…?

MOREAU
Mars. Since it’s near its closest point, you are getting the best look at
it anyone’s had at it in 60,000 years.

///

CUT TO: INT. – CAR – CONTINUOUS

Alex puts the car in park.

JOSH
Okay it’s not going to happen, but tell me about going to Mars.

MOREAU
Right here?

Josh reaches over, stops the car, and takes the keys.

MOREAU
The plan is called Mars Direct.

JOSH
What’ll it cost?

MOREAU
$30, $40 billion.

Josh scoffs.

MOREAU
Over ten years. It’s the cost of one weapon’s system.

JOSH
Go on.

MOREAU
We launch a crew directly there, like we went to the Moon, and use the
resources there to make the fuel to get back.

JOSH
Is that doable?

MOREAU
It’s 19th century chemistry. It’s all doable now. All we lack is the ambition
and political will.

///

 CUT TO: INT. – JOSH’S OFFICE – DAY

Josh is sitting at his desk and he is flipping through the pages of a book.

JOSH
[yelling] Donna!

DONNA
[calmly] Yes.

Josh looks up and sees her standing in the doorway.

JOSH
How long have you been there?

DONNA
Long enough.

JOSH
Uh… I need a breakdown of NASA funding as a percentage of discretionary
spending in five year increments starting in 1969. Hey, you want to hear
something cool? Voyager I just crossed the termination shock eight billion
miles away. First human-made object to leave the solar system.

DONNA
Funny, I’m going through a little termination shock myself.

JOSH
What?

DONNA
Suddenly this consuming interest in space just because some NASA administrator
batted eyes at you?

JOSH
You hate that I’m interested in this.

DONNA
What was your first hint?

JOSH
That’s perfect. Sit down. Sit. I need to play out an argument.

She sits down in front of his desk.

JOSH
Everyone hates us.

DONNA
Inspiring start.

JOSH
We’re the most dominant nation on earth. But too often the face of our
economic superiority…

CUT TO: EXT. – WHITE HOUSE – DRIVEWAY – DAY

We see a VIP motorcade pulling up to the doors as Josh’s voice can still
be heard.

JOSH [VO][cont.]
… is a corporate imperialism, our technological dominance shown by Smart
bombs and Predator drones. We could do something else. Something generous
and uplifting for all humankind.

We see someone open the door of one of the limos and we see a pair of feet
step out.

CUT TO: INT. – JOSH’S OFFICE – DAY

JOSH [cont.]
We could send the first representatives from Earth, to walk on another
planet. We could land people on Mars.

We see the Israeli Prime Minister and his entourage walking through the
hallway.

CUT TO: INT. – JOSH’S OFFICE – DAY

JOSH
Needs work.

DONNA
Needs something.

Donna gets up from her seat.

JOSH
Yeah, that inspiration thing.

He gets up from his seat.

JOSH

Voyager, in case it’s ever encountered by extra-terrestrials…

CUT TO: INT. – OUTER OVAL OFFICE – DAY

We see the Prime Minister walk into the Oval Office. Bartlet and Leo are
waiting for him. Bartlet greets him when he walks in.

JOSH [VO] [cont.]
… is carrying photos of life on Earth, greetings in 55 languages…

BARTLET
Prime Minister, thank you for coming.

JOSH [VO][cont.]
… and a collection of music from Gregorian chants to Chuck
Berry. Including…

We see Leo and the Prime Minister shake hands.

CUT TO: INT. – JOSH’S OFFICE – DAY

JOSH [cont.]
… “Dark Was The Night, Cold Was The Ground” by ’20s bluesman Blind Willie
Johnson, whose stepmother blinded him when he was seven by throwing lye in is
his eyes after his father had beat her for being with another man. He died,
penniless, of pneumonia after sleeping bundled in wet newspapers in the
ruins of his house that burned down. But his music just left the solar system.

DONNA
Okay, that got me.

She walks out of the office.